Batxillerat 1: Christmas

Since you liked the ones on Halloween, here you have some Christmas jokes:
http://www.learnenglish.org.uk/drag_n_drop_games/christmas-jokes/christmas-jokes.html
Did you understand them?


Listen to this song by George Michael and fill in the gaps with one of these words:

heart , someone , shy , eye , gave , Friends , Christmas
special , year , kissed , save , shoulder , again , fire

Last Christmas

Last Christmas
I gave you my ......................(1)
But the very next day you gave it away
This year To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone ........................(2)

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year To save me from tears
I'll give it to .............................(3) special

Once bitten and twice ..........................(4)
I keep my distance
But you still catch my .........................(5)
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me?
Well It's been a ............................(6)
It doesn't surprise me
(Happy Christmas)
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you"
I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you ............................(7) me now
I know you'd fool me again

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you ...................(8) it away
This year ,to ...................(9) me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

A Crowded Room
..........................(10) with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you
And your soul of ice
My god I thought you were
Someone to rely on, Me?
I guess I was a ............................(11) to cry on

A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man under cover but you tore me apart
Now I've found a real love you'll never fool me ..............................(12)

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Last ..............................(13)
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year,to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

A face on a lover with a ...........................(14) in his heart
A man under cover buy you tore him apart
Maybe next year I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special.